I am deaf

I don't listen to any1
even if i was the one who asked for advice
i just wanted to find out your pov
i don't think ur advise will work ; look at us ; we are different people
wired differently ,i respond better to good food ,wine ,champagne , hugs ,hot chocolate ,,some lovin
so when i need some advice ,don' preach ...look above ,read the line again ...i forgot to mention ,anything expensive will also help

Over time , i ve realised ,i have more brain cells than others
just that , they don't work simultaneously
neither do they coordinate and agree upon ONE thing
thats why i make multiple opposing decisions at the same time ,and since i have the energy ;i try em all out

so it may seem that i am listening ,but i 'm not
it may seem that , you ve done ur bit ,but u haven't , read that IMP line again
and for those who won't stop , u can take ass ur s*** a** theories and put them to practise urself .

Now here's the twist ...i am a much sought after agony aunt and here's what i do
i advise them to try out the most bizzare option , cos it rarely Works!
even if it dosen't - it hardly was meant to Work !
so the disappointment is not severe and they would go back to their usual circumstances accepting reality as it is ...which is what they were meant to do

life has a different path for all of us , and i am used to taking the mountainous terrain , Maybe true ,,,if things were so easy , i d lose interest in the journey