Hearsay ....in office

This saturday morning ...down with a sorethroat waiting to rush back home
don't understand why i always end up working on saturdays ...

as i ponder over "how to pretend like working ?" ...someone asked me


is your net working ??hmmm i can only reply in a nerdy chicklety way ..."its worrkkiiiiiiinnnnnnnng "

what he means is ,is the internet working ?

idiot 1 : i was trying you soooooooooo many times ?
implies , i have been desperately trying to reach you on your telephone extention ..

idiot 2 : on the other end replies ....i was trying you tooooo .

a situation when , 2 idiots are trying to call each other on the telephone at the same time .

idiots also the following sentences

i was trying you yesterday

i was trying you ...AGAIN and AGAIN

you were trying ME too ...OMG !!!

idiot 1 : at 1 am , lunch time ..are you going for lunch??

idiot 2 : yes , we are moving now ...

ok that sounds like cows moving in a herd .

will keep adding other idiotic conversations from my workplace as n when they happen
enjoy !